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All quotes by: Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Christmas

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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Valentine's Day

Today is Valentine's Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Valentine's Day

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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